As it turns out - stupid comes in all sizes...

So a guy calls today and I answer the phone with my name.  Somehow, this confuses the guy to no end.  I should mention I use the company name as well.  This moron is so flustered, he doesn't know what to do next.  I finally had to ask him who he meant to call, and what he wanted.  As it turns out - he wasn't sure.  I was shocked.  Then he couldn't understand how I answered the phone without identifying myself - and argued that I should use my name.  Amazingly, he didn't remember the conversation we had about why I shouldn't use my name.  I once heard Forest Gump say that "Stupid is, as stupid does."  This guy is so many levels of stupid, you almost wondered if there was a support group for it.  I swear, one of these days I'm going to turn past crank yankers and hear myself on the phone.  I thought I could make it through the day without someone who can redefine your thoughts on natural selection - but it would seem I could not.  I suppose if someone like John Kerry can run for president, stupid people are aloud to rome the streets freely.  Once again, John Kerry does not approve this message - but he does not disapprove of this message either.