The Great Clips Special...

...really isn't special at all. Maybe I just don't know how to talk to hair stylists, or maybe I just find ones that don't care. I didn't really need a hair cut but I probably would have in the next week or so so while they're doing the $5.99 hair cut special I figured I'd get it over with this weekend while I had some free time. Maybe you get what you pay for but I think this girl just decided to nearly shave my head and move on to the next guy. I've decided I need to stop worrying about what a haircut costs, I just need to find a girl that is capable of cutting hair, and is hot. Why? Not just because I'm shallow, but because hot girls always give better hair cuts. Maybe they've had more practice. I tried for a while not caring and just letting the trolls at the local Great Shaves...I mean Clips...cut my hair. At this place, the trolls whine because the three attractive girls get all the hair cuts and make all the money, and don't like them. Once they're done whining about them, they whine about their life and how everyone hates them and the world is against them but then inform me that they have a boyfriend. Yes...they do all of this in one haircut...one haircut that takes up half your day and almost all of your hair. I know it's hair and it grows back but when your wife looks at you and says "DAMN! Did you tell them you were an aids patient and needed the HIV special or what? My GOD that's a bad haircut!" you tend to think it's time to find a new place to go. My brother-in-law recommended a girl once that gave a good hair cut, but was extremely good looking and had large fake breasts. I'm figuring that's the key. She has to be hot, because hot girls cut more hair, because shallow guys like me think ugly girls can't cut hair. We're right. I know we are. This many shallow assholes in the world can't be wrong. Mike lived on that theory for years and I dont' ever remember looking at Mike wondering what happened to his head.

Short of that, the weekend involved a transmission service to my hot wifes (see, I was shallow enough to marry a hot girl too) Crustang, and board games and tequila shots with friends. We played I did manage to get Mobil 1 ATF in my hair but since my hair is short enough now I was able to get it out with a paper towel. Normally it might have taken shampoo or something but not anymore. Not much else happening this week at work. We've got books to send back, and books to re-order. I did update my countdowns to add Inside Man, Firewall, and Ghost Rider because all of those look cool.