Saturday, February 19, 2005

Movie Review - Constantine

Okay, it's been a while since I've done a good movie review for everyone. Think of todays movie review as more of a warning than anything else. The previews made this movie look good, not quite Matrix good, but a different Heaven vs Hell type of good. I was thinking "This is going to be better than End of Days because End of Days was a let down." Well friends, I hate that I get to tell you this, but this movie is not worth the film it was put on. If they had made the movie look like the previews did, this would have been good. Keanu Reeves is a bad actor anyway. I've liked a lot of his movies, but he's just not a good actor. If you disagree with me, watch the third Matrix movie and you'll see. You won't disagree with me after that. Anyway, this movie is so bad I think everybody that saw it was laughing when it was over because the ending was so corny. It's just bad on all levels. Seriously, I think Rachel Weiss lost a bet with someone because she was in a white wet T-shirt the entire time. You couldn't see anything so the movie doesn't even give you that to leave with. It just takes your money and gives you nothing in return. It's worthless on all fronts. Keanu Reeves can honestly do better movies than this - so that should tell you how bad this movie is. Enough people have wasted their time and money making it, please do not make the same mistake I did by seeing it. I promise, no matter how much you're looking forward to seeing it, you'll thank me if you spend your money doing something else.

6 Comments:

Thanks for the heads up. I really wanted to see this movie based on the preview, but I'll now be waiting for it to come out on video.
posted by Blogger Chris D. at 12:36 PM  
You may like it. I would recommend that you see a matinee rather than pay full price.
posted by Blogger Raul Duke at 2:08 PM  
We were going to see it yesterday, but after I read your review I chickened out.
posted by Blogger Chas at 12:52 PM  
I just didn't think it was that good. They portray the Angel of Gabriel as an evil being so it's weird.
posted by Blogger Raul Duke at 7:25 AM  
What a letdown. I think Rachel Weisz is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I hate that she's been reduced to that.
posted by Blogger Jenn at 10:36 PM  
She is quite the looker, and generally a good actress. She just didn't have a lot to work with in this one. She was in a white wet shirt with a black bra on for 90 percent of the movie. No complaints here, but she is a better actress than that.
posted by Blogger Raul Duke at 4:54 PM  

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