Have to share this one...

Not much happening today but I have to share this with someone. The building next door to us has probably been vacant for 10 years. The landlord is working on straightening it up because inside that place is a wreck. A few weeks ago some dry cleaners started moving in and he had crews working overtime to get that place ready on time. They didn't so it's half done and his potential clients went somewhere else. People come by all the time and want to know if I own it and how can they rent it. Seriously, we get people by here all the time with a business idea or something. It's not a bad building, and he did just put siding on it so it looks really good. Today a girl comes in that looks about like she's 18...maybe. Very petite girl with skin tight jeans, skin tight shirt, clear heals, bleached hair and odd looking make-up and tatoos on her arms, lower back and neck. What was really unusual about this girl is the number of hickeys on her neck. I counted six on one side and three on the other. These things were huge and it looked like she'd done it with a vacuum cleaner. So she asked the usual and I asked what she was going to be doing if she rented it. She gave me a funny look and I expected to hear coffee shop, hair salon, the usual. She said "Um, I'm gonna open a Lingerie Shop and I've had problems finding someone that will rent me a building with the stuff I want to sell. I'm...uh...gonna sell stuff besides lingerie though so it's cool." Wow. To think, I could have an adult lingerie store right next door. That's it for todays excitement.