What's New?

Not a damn thing. Let's see, a quick review of the last few days since you're all dying to know. We saw You Me and Dupree in the theater and it wasn't bad. Pretty funny in some parts, but you could stand to wait until video to see it and not miss much. In other great news, V for Vendetta came out on DVD yesterday and I was first in line at 10:00 am to buy it when they opened the doors. I know what you're thinking..."Shouldn't you be at work at 10 am? Oh wait, you're the boss I guess you can do what you want." Not so much. I should have been at work at 10 am. I've been pretty damn lazy this week, partly because of the heat, partly because I'm just overweight. I slept in yesterday. Drove to the store only to find that someone else locked the store and I didn't have my key. Where was it? At home, on the table by the couch. So, once at work and realizing this I was then faced with driving 40 miles back home and another 40 miles back to work. At any rate, I happened to be driving by the mall right around 10:00 so I figured what the hell, I'm getting my movie. I haven't watched it yet, but I can assure you it's damn good.

In other news, I just can't be nice to sales calls. They are my arch nemesis. I recently mentioned that they're taking to leaving me messages to say "I've been trying to catch up with you guys. You've won this great prize pack for you and all your friends. If you'll call me back at (insert toll free number here) you can claim your prize." So I decided this was really annoying and I think I mentioned last week they should be punched in the face. Since I can't do that, I did something even better. I called back to claim my prize pack. While I had them on the phone, I told them that was great, we were excited, but I had a great offer for them. No shit, I tried to sign them up for AmWay. I think it's called Quixtar now, but you get the idea. You have no idea how funny it is to hear sales people squirm, call their supervisor, and try to find a way to get you to complete your transaction (that only costs you $100 a month for the next 12 years or something gay like that) and get you off the phone. The poor girl finally just kept reading the last few lines of her script that were something like "Sir, If I can just get your major credit card number and verify your address you'll win this fabulous prize pack." So I quickly found something in the Quixtar website that was something along the lines of "If you can sign up yourself and 10 of your co-workers today, you'll get a free vacation? Don't you like free vacations? Don't you have 10 friends or co-workers?" I think her boss came and cut the call off because she was lost. Apparently if you ask a sale caller something outside of their script, they don't much care for that. Anyway, without meaning to, I came up with an all new way to make sales people cry and hang up.

Finally. Today is mine and my hot wifes three year anniversary. Three years ago today we were leaving the church, finally married in a huge cloud of tire smoke (picture to come on that later) with my wife screaming for dear life. My family thought it was cool, her family...not so much. Anyway, Happy Anniversary to my hot wife.

That's it from me today. I hope everyone else is making it through the week okay.