We've lost our edge

It used to be, cars had cool names like Dart, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda, and Demon. Used to be, emissions didn't matter. No one cared. Gas was leaded, cars has high compression, and the rumblings would rattle your heart and lungs when they drove by. Now, we do emissions testing. Here in our town one in nine cars fails because of something stupid like a faulty gas cap or bad gasoline. Now, we have cars with stupid names like Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, and Tercel. This is all further proof that America has lost it's edge.