Be serious dude...

So I worked on the wine cabinet this morning while the wife was at a church fundraiser and it's almost done. We'll post pictures because I know no ones life is complete without it. I decided to reward myself and got the Cuda out and washed it, then went and tanked it up with gas. As always I was enjoying myself and some ass clown decides to tailgate me. To beat all it's some beater truck. So I hammer it and he can't keep up. I get to my turn to head back home and he comes flying up beside me and says in his most bubba sounding accent "Hey man, catch up to us! Come follow us man! Burn them tires!!!" The single finger salute sent him on his way.

Been watching too much TV lately. For some reason I'm sucked in to Rock Star INXS. I'm not sure why because I can't stand Dave Navarro. I'm not sure what contest in hell INXS lost to have him on the show but I guess if you have to lose a bet with Satan he's a good enough punishment. Every time he speaks I wish someone would start yelling "Shut up ass clown!" They don't, and I still watch the show.

Speaking of people with issues, I've had some hits on my blog lately and here are the search terms...

5. My husband looks at porn behind my back. Sorry...that sucks. He could at least share right?
4. How do I take sharpie marker off my garage door. I've got just the guy for you. He's got plenty of time and I promise he won't leave until your garage door is clean.
3. Auto Zone hubcap spinner. You suck.
2. Conserving Gas. Yeah, we all need to. The wife hasn't budged on the motorcycle yet, but she did like it and said I looked pretty good on it. Now if it just sounded better.
1. Pictures of Peyton Manning's wife and his wedding announcement. You're a stalker dude, get off my blog.

Hooters girl gets an honorable mention, but I think Hooters searched for that one so she'd appear in the top five of my coveted blog stats. That's about it, sounds like the towels are done so it's time to get back to work on the car and the wine cabinet.