Monday, May 09, 2005

Women Want me, Weeds Fear me.

So, I spent the weekend hacking away at these weeds we have in the back yard with my handy extra quiet weed eater string. I don't know what made me get sucha wild hair to take down the rest of these, but it's been an ongoing project that I had a fire about getting finished. Well, I knocked out about another eight feet of weeds, but don't worry I don't have to mow back there because it's too much of a slope. I'll do something with it, just not sure what. Anyway, I cut and raked this thicket for another good four hours, then cut the grass. So about halfway through my merciless slaying of weeds, I get a text message on my phone. I normally leave the phone inside, but the wife was out shopping so I thought I'd keep it close by. The text message reads "Feel like playin dirty again tonight?" I didn't recognize the number but I thought for a second it was my wife messing with me on her moms cell phone so I played along. I respond "Oh yeah, you got a hot friend you wanna bring this time?" I didn't hear anything back so I started up the weedeater and as soon as I did the phone starts going off again. So I open another new text message from the same number "You're not normally in to threesomes, but I can bring someone." I had to laugh because at this point, I'm certain it isn't my wife and my mother-in-law playing a joke on me. So I said "Well, the wife isn't home right now and I need a shower so if you guys want to head on over I'll leave the front door unlocked." Waited a minute, started the weedeater, phone goes off, turn the weedeater off, open the phone to "How long have you been married??" "Almost two years," I respond. A minute later I get "I think I have the wrong number...sorry." So I respond "Thanks for the laugh." I didn't get a response after that but it was pretty funny. I wish I could have seen the look on her face when she found out she'd sent it to the wrong guy.


ROFLMAO...that was good about the text messaging! Did you tell the wife about it?
posted by Blogger Chris D. at 1:38 PM  
Oh yeah, I thought I couldn't keep that one to myself.
posted by Blogger Raul Duke at 10:07 AM  
Wow. My dating life could have been so much more interesting if text messaging had been this huge years ago.

Where are ya'll going this weekend?
posted by Blogger Jenn at 4:05 PM  

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